A couple weeks ago, Paul and I got our blood tests done, just being proactive about our health, you know. Actually, his company offered a special $50 gift card if we did it, so that's the real reason. Anyway, yesterday we got the results in the mail in these nice brochures from Aetna, our health insurance company.
Nice right? It was a six page, four color deal, with explanations of each test and what the results mean. I'm in the healthy range for everything (yay, 'cause I'm old and I had no idea. Phew!). So we were going through each section, one by one, comparing Paul's and mine, looking back and forth from his report to mine, going through all the pages. This went on for about 15 minutes. Then all of a sudden he gasped, "Oh my gosh!" I instantly thought there was some super scary result on his health summary and said, "What? What?!" He just pointed to the top of the page:
[a pause for effect]
Paul is the model. On every page. The perfect picture of health.
We had a good long laugh over that one.
